They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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