belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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