who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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