Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
