were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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