Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this just has baby written all over it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
