The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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