: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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