Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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