Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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