"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I am available for nakedness
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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