I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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