Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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