I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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