How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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