Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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