this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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