Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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