The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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