plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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