I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
