Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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