I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I need help removing her.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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