dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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