She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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