Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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