angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
A bitchslap is in order.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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