i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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