Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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