Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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