That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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