Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
