First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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