??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The adults are the big ones right?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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