i just wanna soil my oats bro
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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