was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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