I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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