I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
