Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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