I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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