shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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