if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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