Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
they need to just BURY HIM!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I will be naked everywhere
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
