question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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