I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I AM VODKA MAN
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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