So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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