You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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