Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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