Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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