I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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