can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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