If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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