glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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