I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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