Please, let me fuck your mom
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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