when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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