It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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