it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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